Pure Punishment

 

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  • “Freewheelers get more traction after they retire.”

 

  • “Someone sent me SPAM for breakfast. Heard it’s bad for circulation. Had Cornflakes instead.”

 

  • “You know you’re spending too much time online, when a nap means a scroll down memory lane.”

 

  •  ”Book: the ultimate spell binder”

 

  •  ”GPS (Grammar Pedantry Syndrome): driving your friends up the wall one correction at a time.”

 

  •  ”The riper I get, the less fruitful I am, and the more vegetative I become.”

 

  •  ”Yulogy: fond last words before the tree hits the chipper.”

 

  •  ”Said the adder to the garter, ‘Don’t mind me if I seem a little dark. That’s just my  poisonality.’ “

 

  •  ”The dictionary: for synonymic thrills in high definition.”

 

  •  ”Funeral arrangements: the conditions are mortifying; the competition is stiff.”

 

  •  ”Our son is a clown. Only on birthdays does he humour us with his presents.”

 

  •  ”Book lover, with addictionary tendencies.”

 

  •  BARFLY ['bar flaI] n. One who spends too much time at the bar;  BARFLY ['barf li] adj. How  one may feel in consequence thereof.

 

  •  ”Debotchery: editing for grammatical atrocities.”

 

  •  ”When it comes to grammar, consider me fascistidious.”

 

  •  ”I always serve my alphabet soup with a dash of comma sense.”

 

  •  ”Who needs drugs? I get high on morphemes.”

 

  • “When it comes to middle age, resistance is feudal.”

 

  •  ”Geddes, Keyes, and Dash:  Divorce Lawyers”

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  •   “Hard-bound poetry, courtesy of Johannes Gutenburg. For lasting impressions in movable type.”

 

  •   “Incompedant: one who makes mistakes while correcting other people’s grammar”

 

  •  “Bibliattack: uncontrollable urge to visit your local library”

 

  •  “Hair apparent: untamed bikini line”

 

  •  “Gross Misrepresentation: re-gifting to the original giver”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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